Maybe keep him under the bridge?

This is fabulous. He shall also be allowed the internet so he can admire his poll numbers. Or lackthereof.

I think a part of any settlement should include a provision for Chris Christie to be quarantined for the remainder of his term.

Nothing besides “take your husbands name” has become even marginally mainstream enough to not merit side eye and questions

GAWD he used to be so fucking hot

Mmmmmm Brendan Fraser at his prime right thurr

*why not both* gif.

Oh, Rihanna, that shirt <3

While it is so tremendously important to share stories like these, I can’t help but wonder if it’s a terribly good idea to identify this woman with photos and with her real name, especially considering ISIL is sort of known for combing the internet to find new targets. Surely she’s already a target by nature of what…

Uhhhh birthing kids is pretty hard. I’ve only done it once and it tore me up inside. Literally.

It used to be a recognized disorder all on its own, but like Asparger’s disease, it no longer exists except as part of a larger diagnostic catagory. MBP is now part of ‘Facticious’ (false) Injury Disorder.

Don’t worry, cranky Male Rights Activist typing from his mother’s basement. People can be disgusted by a murder plot committed by a lady while finding the absurdity in a comment about a statutory rapist caught in said murder plot being normal.

What’s it like being a beta?

Cat Rule #45:
“If I can grab it, it’s a toy.”

Actually we were focusing on the ridiculousness of the quote about him being a normal kid (despite all evidence to the contrary), but sure, let’s bring misplaced anger and sexist slurs into it.

Is this real? I want this to be real so very badly.

I recently had a layover at the Stockholm airport and there was this group of guys having some sort of scavenger hunt in terminal 5 (past security). They were dressed in costumes... a ski bum, a surfer, a giant baby, a cowboy. I was like THESE SHENANIGANS WOULD NEVER FLY AT O’HARE.

It really doesn’t matter where the judge’s contempt stems from. I really fucking don’t care.