The next time they ask you to cut the cake, you should totally cut it up all weird so that some people get a thin sliver and others get a hunk that hangs over the Chinet plate.

All girls have to have a talk about safety and boys who are black have to have a talk about safety. Boys who are white should have to have a talk about privilege.

Its everyones problem if a segment of the population is being treated unfairly. That means you, as well as me. Everybody. If you dont want to be bothered, resign from the human race.

No. I’m not. That’s exactly what I’m trying to explain to Reynolds. I even drove around with an expired inspection sticker for 8 months and I was never stopped. My boss (white guy) drove around for a year with an expired sticker and was never stopped. My husband (white) has never been stopped. In fact we were at the…

I just do not understand how other people cannot see the evidence. I mean, here’s the thing: I’m white, it does not happen to me. But I can see evidence of it constantly happening to other people. These people are almost always black. Therefore logic stands to reason that their being black has something to do with why…

Seriously? I’ve been driving for 20 years and have been pulled over twice in all that time. Whether it’s 1.5 times a month or averages to every 3 months, the reality is that black people get pulled over faaaaaaar more than white people.

I’ve been pulled over 3 times, and I was speeding all 3 times. Whoops.

You should find something more important to care about then how many dang illegals are comin’ in through the border.

My grandfather was an illegal immigrant. So, so many Americans’ ancestors were. I know illegal immigrants. I would be one myself if it meant I could provide for my children or to escape a situation where we were in danger. These women are trying to go through the legal process and are trying to draw attention to their…

No, most of them want to do that, too, they just figured out they can't get away with saying it anymore.

They're called "Bears," Bryan.

If it is true (and even if it's not, I suppose), what an awful experience it must be to have your transition play out in the public eye.

He's like something out of a childhood dream that only my subconscious remembers. He terrifies me profoundly.

I'd settle for a PSA explaining to people that "I don't care if they're purple!" actually means "I'm racist and don't even realize it!"

I'm going to paraphrase Jay Smooth here, because I can't find the video where he addressed this: No one cares if someone is purple because being purple is not a thing. Being black in America is a thing that people live and experience every day. When you say things like "I don't care if you're purple" you dismiss the…

No one is purple you braindead fuck. Maybe Violet Beauregard. But more bluish in hue. "I don't care if they are purple, " is so goddamn disingenuous. Way to trivialize reality and look like an asshole in the process. Facts are facts. Statistics don't lie. Fuck out of here with that purple shit.

It was a retail aquarium, owned by a guy who had never hired a female employee outside the family. But they really needed a saltwater expert, so he hired me. When he later hired a guy who scarcely knew the difference between guppies and goldfish, I politely asked if it was true that he'd been started at a higher wage…

Oh, that tired old bullshit.

"These people can't get to grocery stores that have extensive healthy offerings, and can't afford to buy the ones that are there, and are therefore getting sick! What's our solution, boys?"

I dunno. If she's upfront about it, she's not really being a douchebag. She's pretty clearly stating what she will or won't do which is much more than a lot of people do.