Please. Who here hasn’t terrorized someone with a sword while dressed as the Yellow Power Ranger?

If there are going to be diverse nominees, you have to have diverse material and actors being greenlit by studios and producers. The Oscars are just the sore throat and stuffy nose, the disease is something else.

Benicio Del Toro for Sicario, Oscar Isaac for Ex-Machina would’ve been nice - who gave deserving performances, much better than Leo or Cranston or whoever on the Best Supporting Actor or The Best Actor list ESPECIALLY Del Toro. He was absolutely stunning in Sicario. Also, Michael Fassbender got nominated for that…

Beasts of no Nation is phenomenal and was phenomenally acted by Idris Elba AND by the other actors.

Now that I know that Bucky Sebastian Stan is in The Martian, I guess I’m going to have to see it. My annoyance with Mansplainin’ Matt put me off it.

Poor Leo, I think he’s going to lose again this year.

Wait....why is Blanchett up for Best Actress and Mara up for Supporting Actress for Carol? Correct me if I’m wrong, but although Blanchett played the titular role, Mara’s character seemed very much the main protagonist to me. Whatever. I’m just thrilled to see it on the list for best costume design. The movie was good…

bryan cranston is a powerhouse. I won’t go see his movie, but you know...i love him more than anything. and why is this the first gif that came up when i goggled “bryan cranston shrug”? I am completely ok with this.

and idris elba for beasts of no nation

I’m glad I’m not the only one who notices that. In a lot of her roles I’m like, “Man, she’s really young to have a few kids and/or divorced and bitter.” I’m only a year or so older than her, so I always feel like she’s way too young to play those roles. That or maybe I’m just super immature.

Why is Jennifer Lawrence nominated for that average performance in a very very average film? She is the “young people” ratings bait. Every fucking year. I’m sure she’ll spew out something quirky about food and being clumsy and “normie” people crap. I am so over it. On the other hand, I’m thrilled to see Mad Max being…

Typical Oscars. I’m mean, so I hope Bryan Cranston has a surprise win over Leo.

Hey, the Academy is at least admitting that science fiction is a legitimate genre. I’m pulling so damn hard for Mad Max and The Martian.

Wow. Another year with no actors of colour nominated? It just seems like Hollywood is completely oblivious to the cultural composition of the country it’s in. At least your TV is more diverse? Marginally. But still.

Okay, first: Kudos to the teacher who didn’t attribute the child’s exhaustion to laziness or disrespect. I know that should be a given, but many signs of abuse and neglect are blamed on the child.

That's one badass assistant principal.

Seriously. Why would you even leave the house with a face if you don’t want this to happen.

Women will complain about anything these days. It’s like, if you don’t want to have your face ejaculated on, don’t injure your shoulder...seems pretty simple to me.

Oh. I will never watch a jets game again. Way too risky.

My mother had the unstoppable womb. She got accidentally pregnant with me after she was told she wasn’t able to have anymore kids aside from my older sis. Then she got her tubes tied...but got pregnant with my little sis anyway. So she burned those suckers but had ANOTHER pregnancy scare in her 40's.