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Those shopped tattoos are better than 99% of celebrity tattoos IRL.

Those weren’t photoshopped. They’re from an alternate timeline. In that timeline Martha Stewart had lots of tattoos and instead of designing home interiors, designed classy motorcycles.

I get it, she was TERRIBLE in AHS and didn’t really deserve the award. That being said, FUCK YOU LEONARDO diCAPRIO, you piece of shit. I hope when he is at the oscars AND LOOOOOOSES, someone turns around, points directly at him, and starts belly laughing.

Wtf was that? Just about choked on dinner.

Also Jamie Foxx’s reaction to Quentin Tarantino’s offensive use of the word “ghetto” was pretty priceless.

I already loved this dress and, then, POCKETS.

Every time I hear “Hiddlestoners,” I’m like: really? That’s the best fan-girl name you could come up with?

I’m a night owl/late morning person, and a slow waker. It’s an inherent physical trait, not something you can train yourself out of. I spent most of my life trying! You can’t make a morning person into a late-nighter, either...

As a freakishly punctual person, I have a question that is not meant at all to be condescending or mean or judgey, but is entirely curiosity of something I don’t grasp super well:

Totally cultural. I’m in Germany, and the prevalent attitude here is “fuck off, don’t bother me. It’s my lunch break.” My supervisors not answer the phone. No one’s job is so important that someone else can’t do it, or that it can't wait 30 mins.

Honestly I always bring my lunch but my problem has always been that I have nowhere to eat it. I think that comments like yours, though, indicate a culturally American mentality we all seem to suffer from, namely “what’s good for you isn’t good for me.” Instead of applauding workers that try and stand up for their…

A million years ago, my second job after college was in Silicon Valley as a tech support specialist. We were expected to do way more than answer phones, and we were expected to work 10-12 hour days. Back then, I was a smoker and insisted on taking a lunch break, and a break in the morning as well as afternoon. All…

Your life is not everyone’s life. This is not a universal solution.

Brazil sounds really nice!

There are two kinds of people: those who think there are two kinds of people...

I thing that is probably a cultural thing. Here in Brazil, most of the jobs that aren’t in shifts, even in big companies, is contracted under the standard of 8 hours INCLUDING the lunch break (which varies between half-an-hour and one hour). Meaning that, in fact, you works 7h45m or 7h30m... In my case it’s even…

Oy....I’m a nurse and we only get 30 minutes. It takes 15 minutes just to get to and from the cafeteria. It takes 30 minutes just to get to some non hospital food. Anyway at least I even get to eat. I have nurse friends who get so busy on their floor with no support from their managers or coworkers to cover them so…

I have to work through lunch because of all the time I waste here.