I KNEW she didn’t make those pies the first time I saw that post. No fuckin way. Maybe the uneven lumpy muffin things.

YOU WROTE THIS FOR ME.

Mmmmaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrkkkkkkk!

But what if the syphillus is being spread through arm to arm contact? Did you think of that? Hmmm?

Heya, just a reminder, these diseases can be contracted even when condoms are used. Yes, comdoms should be used every time. But I wonder what the numbers would be if every person used one? Would the numbers of cases still be really high?

I need to get my nails done.

Shrug. Sometimes the best apology is written in the blood of the scape goat.

Uhh, I noticed a lack of Black women. There were a ton of extras in the movie and the only Black women extras I saw were 2 ladies in the NY Times Square scene. I was hoping there would be a few in the astronaut school scene at the very end at least. Nope.

You know how we are like “ug, back in the day they used to give opium to babies every night to calm them down?”

“99% white women”

Ahhhhh ahahahaha! This needs more stars!

Sister, you get it.

Oh god, it’s competence porn. Keep talking that nut quality control at me, baby. Fill me up with that jargon. No troll.

The writing on this post made me laugh out loud, shaming myself as I stand alone in line at Chipotle.

Uuugggggg Matt Damonnnnn ugggg.

I’m the same height and they’re all short to me. Men and women. Alla yous is short! Ahahahaha! Shooorrrrrtttt ! Ahahahaha!

Bless.

Tell us what you find?

THIS, goddamnit. THIS.

Mmm, nah. I just get his attention and let him know I need him to listen and he does.