People. The shorthand term is “people”.

I work in retail and dirty diapers are left:

Better call Saul.

Omg, I went through the hassle of finding my login password to tell Kara I loved this article and laughed my ass off reading it. Gah, thank you for the summary.

Omg, he’s dainty!

D: soooooo much math! Double the tax. Thaz it.

Nailed it.

I worked at a retail store where the janitor would not like, take the hint. Very pushy. He said if he won the lottery he would buy me an apartment. The hell?

I’m so sad you know so little about everything.

I know! When I lose weight I go from lumpy everywhere to skeleton with a kangaroo pouch. That pouch is filled with Pop Chips.

Hey, that was beautifully written!

But... no troll... sometimes I celebrate by having filet mignon.

I’m not sure why this bothers me so much. I eat factory farmed meat and animal products (eggs, cheese) everyday. I like leather boots, jackets, and belts. I think taxidermy looks neat. But if someone killed my cat, I’d be out for blood.

Sabra is disgusting.

I read that as "you can play in her butt" whicg was confusing and hilarious.

O! I’m in love!

She’s a great actress, she’s gorgeous, she seems really nice and cool. She nailed this lip sync battle and it was really fun watching it.

I kinda got the feeling it’s like, “look how pretty I am despite being so dark looking” which makes me cringe. It’s like using dark skin to highlight how not dark she is.

"This is also my face!"

Lol, it makes for a solid story.