Based on the comments, it seems I’m in the minority on this, but looking at it from a purely legal standpoint, I don’t think we should criminalize any sexual behavior as long as it involves consenting adults. And since the man is 19, he is a consenting adult. I really thought we had thrown out these kinds of laws with…

“We hope that this discovery brings the families of its lost crew some measure of closure...”

You're a pretty handsome guy, either way.

Preston doesn’t want the world set on fire. He just wants to start a flame on your block.

Oh my god, he’s even sexier now than when I had a huge crush on him in middle school. <3

You should try a dark chocolate, sea salt, unbaptized baby fat. Delicious and allows you to fly.

It’s not like I’ve given up on it ever happening. Far from it. It’s just that - given the particulars of my own situation - I’m starting to see doors closing.

I saw a roll of duct tape at work yesterday and had an urge to pick it up.

I promise you literally no one on this site wants to know what your penis is up to.

There is no such thing as “too much Fallout 4.” Shame on you, now get your ass back to the Commonwealth and find your son, damn you.

It’s got transfats, which couch plants crave!

That seems reasonable. I subscribe to plenty of publications for specific content. Do they attribute any direct payments like this, or can it otherwise be noted somehow that it’s related to the content a specific author is producing? (Yeah, I’m a ton of fun at parties...) I just find that there’s so much unusable data…

Wow, I never thought I’d read those words in that sequence.

Yo- yo- ...you’re buyer number three.

I love how the one in the middle holding the bowl of food looks so UN-ENTERTAINED by the president as he reaches over.

I’m more like “how ‘bout get your own house, about 4-5 blocks away.”

I don’t think it’s something I would consider, but it was an interesting read. I’d be interested in a follow-up about the fillers she mentioned at the end.

Yup... This is just only means I’ll probably be spending at least an hour or maybe two creating my character. IT NEEDS TO BE PERFECTION.

Water? Like from the toilet?

The united federation of planets?