*citation needed.

I was really lost when he started swinging that sharp metal thing around in the air. Nobody explained what it does. Is it a cat? 

If you need a full season for a setup and intro, you’re not good at telling a story. 

You had me at “swords, blood, gratuitous nudity”  

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Is KOTOR 2 the one where I had a Wookie sidekick murder someone because of our unbreakable life bond?

It’s just a Spambot reposting the same nonsense over and over.

I always enjoy a space wizard or two. 

But on the plus side, you get multiple auto-playing videos of content that you never asked for! 

So when do Gen Xers get blamed for all the issues of the world? We could have fixed everything, but we just don’t give a shit! 

Unless you combine Tommy Boy with a Charlotte weatherman...

You could replace the entire “best things on the Internet” article with this video and call it a day.

Finally, a space where I can share my extended take on the the How I Met Your Mother finale. 

Everything on the Internet is either “the greatest piece of art ever to grace humanity” or “so terrible that the creator should have been burned alive as a baby”. You’re not allowed to fall anywhere in the middle. 

Hopefully in the sequel, we find out why we wears green pants. This explanation will need at least a three hour film. 

I release you from the greys! Some commentators only want to watch Kinja burn...

This Joker movie is in your face about being in your face!

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It’s incredibly difficult to trademark common words (aka Juice World) so just take out the vowels, make up a word, and you’re good to go.

Books 4 & 5 strongly argue that he also struggles with telling a story too.