I could tell that just by the screen cap. He’s all “what the fuck happened here in this situation that I planned, created, and monetized for this exact result. Bazinga!”

We’re the tech bros that disrupted death!

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Oh that’s rich coming from an ILLEGAL Decepticon immigrant. You’re the reason we need Space Force. 

The Trollbot 3000 is on the fritz again. Try rebooting it. 

Don’t trust a faceless corporation? Go back to Russia, commie! 

Like physical magazines, that dream is dead. 

Is the one of the 7 Reasons That Hollywood Doesn’t Cast Natalie Dormer Anymore? 

I think we can all agree that Kylo Ren would be a more effective villain with a German accent.

You walked right into that one. 

Maybe he has a lightsaber taped to his back and is somehow able to kick Palpatine out a window?  

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The 11-year year old version of myself that played D&D strongly disagrees with your statement that I need to accept those rolls. 

I’m not entirely sure what a Zendaya is supposed to be. 

If by “weird”, you mean the exact thing they’ve been doing for a decade, then yes, it’s very weird. 

It’s at 78% on Rotten Tomatoes, made 1.128 billion dollars, and has a sequel on the way.  

Mine has and will always be Mayor McCheese with Grimace watching. 

Take up hunting. Deer gotta die. You gotta eat meat. It’s a win-win.

I’m in different coffee shops/apartments/co-working spaces throughout the week and for some reason I can’t get the cookies to stick from ISP to ISP. 

Because some of us work from the road and 2-step authentication every.single.time. is a pain in the ass.