What about that comic book where the guy literally explains comic books?

It’s just that one thing was monumentally wrong on a level that’s incomprehensible and the other doesn’t matter.  

In other pop culture news: Splinter is shut down and the AV Club has been forbidden to write about it. 

That’s pretty much the website. 

Now this is what I’m looking for! 

Paul Dano is dead too. 

So what seasons can I safely skip?

Of jizz? 

I agree. Leaving the confines of our planet in the first step to explore the infinite universe was hardly a defining moment in the history of humankind.

Where’s the dude that just posts the YouTube version of AV Club articles into the comments section? I have Twitter blocked at work, and by work, I mean blocked on every media device that I own because Twitter is the fucking worst. 

Did you go apple picking before or after brunch? 

We can all agree that the AVC and io9 commenting systems should be kept separate from each other. Please?

And she wrote that seersucker in the fall when everyone fucking knows it’s a spring or summer fabric. 

More ridiculous than a teenager being bitten by a radioactive spider and gaining superpowers? 

It came out during your vacation in The Phantom Zone.

Username checks out. 

Could use 110% more Hasslehoff. 

I think you need to look up the definition of “scam”. 

Like your NSFW How I Met Your Mother fan fiction?

Just wave one these plot stones around for a minute and all your questions will be answered.