Anything non-Twitter related is ineligible for “Great, Job Internet!” 

“But it’s also pure, relentless, grimacing punishment at the end of a joyless film, choreographed like a ritual sacrifice...in his old age, he has become something even worse: no fun.”
C-

“You don’t seem to understand what “arguing in bad faith” is.”

You should see the Redband trailer. 

You must be new here. Anytime a streaming article is mentioned, at least 30% of the comments has to be about how great it is to own DVDs or laser discs or whatever dead media they need to rant about.

Nice to see The AV Club supporting the assholes that hold their phone up in front of me during the entire concert. 

If Gunn will just come right out and promise that Pete Davidson gets killed in the movie, he’ll get people into the cinema.

Well, he’s a white dude in Hollywood so he gets at least 17 more times to fuck up his big shot at superstardom. 

He’s a singer songwriter from England who sings about cell phones. 

What was that? I was too busy buying weighted blankets. Did you know they cure anxiety? 

You could also try not buying shit you don’t need. 

He doesn’t sound salty at all. 

What’s wrong with the AV Club is that was bought up and shoehorned into this shitty Gawker Kinja nightmare where dipshits like you show up with pointless comments. 

I just clicked on Block and Tackle and thought I stumbled onto a old article from 2016. 

I agree. One person alone has never changed anything.

You could try not consuming their rehashed content.  

“You just don’t understand, maaaaaaaaan.” 

The thing you need to know about Kevin Hart is that Kevin Hart built Kevin Hart to rise to the top of Kevin Hart and that brand is Kevin Hart.

“I can’t wait for the prequel of {insert property here}!!!”
--said nobody ever. 

My dream is to eat an entire Gelfing.