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“Came from a good family” seems like an aggravating circumstance, not a mitigating one.  If you grew up suffering sexual abuse in an orphanage and then commit a sex crime, I can see a judge taking that into account.  If you grew up in a “good family” with all possible advantages, what’s your excuse? 

Cats is a bunch of poems, crudely shaped into songs, and then shoehorned around an abstract excuse for a plot. It’s fucking terrible.

Who fucking cares. Let people have fun. Jesus.

Find the toothbrush and bar of soap in this picture. /s

One might say that those neo-nazis got Ostritz-ized.

The honey butter chicken biscuit rules. Everything else on the menu can go to hell.

It can’t possibly be that hard to have some sort of app that allows audience members to submit questions to the moderator, and the moderator can choose from there. This is the obvious solution.

It was Otter Pops, wasn’t it?

Thank you for acknowledging me. 

No, they should be Pidoves

Yup! I think reactions to this go two ways:

Man, can you imagine the chaos Kevin Mccallister could cause with a Pokemon?

I would say we are at peak “here’s what a long-running franchise looks like from the outside” article, combined with the “smart person tries to dumb themselves down to appreciate escapist pop culture phenomenon” article.  We won't see more.  However, the "jaded response from someone who dislikes the format of article

You’re that guy, aren’t you. I’ve heard about you.

As my friend Nishka would say “A man has to own the beard he has, or else he might find he has no beard at all”

Last I checked, burden of proof lies with the prosecution.

He doesn’t have to prove he didn’t have another phone with him.

Because the private consumer isn’t allowed to choose what goes into the airport, and because there are plenty of businesses who do not promote and fund bigotry that could go into the airport, and private consumers could then choose whether or not to give them money.

My grandfather once asked my grandmother why she’d left some ingredients out of a casserole recipe for the church cookbook.

What else is nice about these recipes is that they’re just recipes. You can just look them up, and boom: ingredients and instructions.