Counterpoint: if I ran a movie production studio and my movie got SO close to breaking the all-time box office record and just missed it by a hair, I would 100% re-release the movie to cross the finish line just to be a dick.

“Came from a good family” seems like an aggravating circumstance, not a mitigating one.  If you grew up suffering sexual abuse in an orphanage and then commit a sex crime, I can see a judge taking that into account.  If you grew up in a “good family” with all possible advantages, what’s your excuse? 

Cats is a bunch of poems, crudely shaped into songs, and then shoehorned around an abstract excuse for a plot. It’s fucking terrible.

Who fucking cares. Let people have fun. Jesus.

Solution: shut down social media. At its worst it enables toxic and vapid bullshit to be rocketed all over everyone’s faces. At best...you...uh....take a picture of your food.

Find the toothbrush and bar of soap in this picture. /s

One might say that those neo-nazis got Ostritz-ized.

69, which crowley and aziraphale HAVE DEFINITELY DONE.

Subtle, quaint, and effective. 

Jesus does not tap dance...he does a little soft shoe but nothing else.

way to go, hulu....you done did it this time.

The honey butter chicken biscuit rules. Everything else on the menu can go to hell.

It can’t possibly be that hard to have some sort of app that allows audience members to submit questions to the moderator, and the moderator can choose from there. This is the obvious solution.

It was Otter Pops, wasn’t it?

Thank you for acknowledging me. 

No, they should be Pidoves

Very cool. I’m hoping they actually do Bucky, Zemo, and Sharon right and just pull from Ed Brubaker’s run. Fantastic actors, but man they’ve all been given the short shrift by the MCU. Bucky and Sharon especially, they really don’t feel like their comics selves.

I hope this means Sharon Carter/Emily Van Camp is going to take Natasha/ScarJo’s place in the MCU and they use this to turn her into a Peggy/Fury/BW amalgam. Maybe even inherit the Black Widow mantle.

My grandfather once asked my grandmother why she’d left some ingredients out of a casserole recipe for the church cookbook.

What else is nice about these recipes is that they’re just recipes. You can just look them up, and boom: ingredients and instructions.