I loved Z moves solely because of Mimikyu’s “Let’s Snuggle Forever” move.  Few things in gaming have brought me so much joy.

I think the drama over this is stupid.

Same!

At my old job, I couldn’t decided on a fish sandwich or a grilled cheese sandwich, so I asked the cook if she could put the fish fillet IN the grilled cheese.

...I hate myself for laughing, but take your damn star.

I just want to carry around stickers to put up that say “There’s No Shame in a Double Flush”

Friendly reminder that the Cincinnati Cyclones signed a player who is on parole for sexual assault.

La Guardia doesn’t surprise me.  That is place is the 9th circle of hell.

Raising Cane’s is the best chicken I’ve ever had from a drive-through.

I’d love to visit!

I pretty much only like mayo in my mom’s 7-layer salad, tuna salad, and macaroni salad. That’s it.

SU&D was an okay song that got ruined by being played constantly on radio stations.  It’ll probably be a few years before I feel like listening to it again.

...take your dang star

The sheer schadenfreude of this is warming the cockles of my cold heart.

That little piece is shit is going to be on GMA tomorrow crying little tears about how ~Christian~ and ~respectful~ he is and how ~scared~ he was.  JFC

I actually really love this idea.

Just bring back the spicy chicken nuggets.

The teddy bear toss is my favorite hockey game to attend.  I remember the first one I went to, in Indianapolis.  We were yelling at the other team’s goalie, “DO IT FOR THE KIDS!” and it was just a fun time overall.

I don’t care what trash it makes me, my 30 year old ass is going to be in the theater for a midnight showing because this isn’t the movie humanity needs, but it IS the movie humanity deserves.

How does that person deal with the smell?