The Velero gas station I used to live near would sell holiday kolaches with turkey, stuffing, and cranberry sauce.

If you watch The Good Place, he has a great role. And he hosts The Good Place: The Podcast which is just delightful.

LaGuardia is the 9th circle of hell.

As a native Hoosier, yeah, this is depressingly true.

Having moved to TX for work, this doesn’t surprise me in the least.

With very little paprika.

...take your star

oh jesus fucking christ

That part actually made me laugh, because JW had given an interview (before the comics?) when he jokingly said that Buffy and Angel were just going to bone. Non-stop.

I have detailed directions populated in my doordash app.  I still get phone calls sometimes.

My complex is shit with signs, so I have very detailed directions auto-populated for all of my online orders.  Even still I’ll get the occasional call asking for help, but I figure that person is bringing me food I’m too damn lazy to go pick up myself, so I’m fine with it.

Twice.  I can’t wait until it’s available on digital because it was so. damn. funny.

I’m so down for this movie.

Space queen with flying boots.

He’s a condescending douche.  But damn that show is fun.

I still have a grudge against my old job’s department vp for inexplicably cock-blocking me in a dream three years ago.  Douche.

This is all I can imagine.

Everyone I know who is lactose intolerant ignores their intolerance when cheese is on the line.  It’s crazy.

1. YES.

I just flat-out say in my profile that my blog is for 18+ and when I see that someone under 18 is following, I just block them. That’s about as far as it goes for me.