I like to use brussels sprouts instead of cabbage in haluski, and sweet baby jesus in a golden fleece diaper it’s delicious. As are brussels sprouts in general.

One of the great joys of my childhood was clearing out bottom and lowest 2 shelves of my grandmother’s living room closet with my cousins so we could “nap” in it. And then there was the closet under the stairs in her house we liked to crowd into so we could tell scary stories. (And yes, they were scary at times - I…

SHE WROTE A BOOK WITH HERSELF. SHE WAS ON THE COVER, TWICE.

Nora Roberts (alias J.D. Robb), who is one of the greats in romance writing.

I never, EVER make fun of anyone who speaks English with a broken accent. That person knows at least one language more than I do.

Any/all combinations of nat, sam, cap, and bucky. Cap family is the best family.

I will also accept sam/cap.

That threw me as well.

Likely the best thing I’ve read this week.

I rarely salt & pepper my food - and on the few occasions I do, it’s after I’ve tasted it first (the exception to this is a baked potato, which I rarely eat anymore).

I always remember Titanic, where Molly Brown tells Jack “just start on the outside and work your way in.”

True story.

Not really a burn, just a fond memory of the verbal sparring my old coworker and I used to have.

There’s a small family-owned chain of gas stations in the 50 mile radius of where I live, and in the one closest to me, they make breakfast sandwiches. They’re so simple (sandwich bun, egg, land o lakes cheese, meat) but they are addictive as fuck. SO GOOD. Better than any I’ve had, tbh.

Lily is flipping hilarious.

Being told by my (female) boss that a male manager said I shouldn’t feel so comfortable and familiar in audits because I’m new to the industry and haven’t “paid my dues” when the younger (by like, 1 1/2 years), newer male employee is tasked with helping run the back room of the audit.

Mark, their website was hacked and its glorious!

What about the Duggar Side-Hug(tm)?

He's been a clusterfuck. And his eroding any power Glinda Ritz had is awful - she got more votes than he did in the last election.