Hoosier, here.

THEM. THIGHS.

I'm convinced that Gwen is just trolling us all at this point.

Mojo has the same expression my brother's dog has. It says, "THERE IS NOTHING I WANT MORE IN THE WORLD THAN FOR YOU TO LOVE ME. THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE."

If my dogs didn't hate water, they'd be in the damn shower with me. As it stands, they sit near the bathtub if I choose to take a bath. There's no such thing as privacy while on the can, either, because they've got to be RIGHT THERE. Unless it's a sunny day outside (and ceasing to sun themselves in the yard is not…

That is my very favorite Christmas commercial.

Their cover of "Story of My Life" didn't and it was FANTASTIC.

I laughed at #3. I'm not sure how I feel about this.

I have a strong feeling this will be my mom when I get married. I had a dream I was getting married and she just ruined the whole before my dad finished walking me down the aisle.

I first read a book of hers at 13 years old. Blew. My. Mind. (Holy grapes, Batman!)

This gif just made me yawn. Damn it.

I have the Mirena. My doc said give it 6-9 months to even out and so that's what I'm waiting on. My doc said it should eventually get to the point where I don't have any, but that some women do.

For me the worst part was having it inserted. I'm one of those "I NEED TO KNOW EVERYTHING THAT IS GOING ON WITH REGARDS TO MY BODY IN A MEDICAL SETTING" types so I couldn't relax, even though the doctor was explaining everything as she did it. The pain was essentially the worst cramp of my entire life, and I'd…

quite possibly my favorite gif of him from the entire movie

+1 for use of the word dapper.

We didn't learn maiming stuff in RAD, but in the class I took through my local gym, my instructor did not fuck around. 2 day of class was a groundwork day and he taught us how to snap necks. He taught us some lethal shit (and it was great) and his reasoning was "if it's either you or them, pick you." It was a good…

The actual simulations were the greatest. For our final, lights were off, strives lights were going, and heavy metal was blaring. We were led blindfolded into the room and had to stand still eyes closed until we attacked. It was awesome.

Manual was shit, but the class I took in college was the ONLY class in four years of college I never skipped. The fact that I got to beat on the cop instructors was a bonus.

All DVD packaging shall henceforth include "with Academy Award Winner Eddie Redmayne".

NOW THE DVD PACKAGING FOR JUPITER ASCENDING CAN INCLUDE "AND ACADEMY AWARD WINNER EDDIE REDMAYNE"!!!