I Shit in Your Urn, perhaps?

“Whew, I thought this would be all about me!”—Amy Schumer

He needs all the things they were seeking in Oz. A brain, a heart, some courage, and finally to go home.

Because they couldn’t find a 90's model LS400 like the game has, porn has always lacked authenticity.

dammit whyyyy didn’t i say ‘bone us’ stage

What I think will actually help stop teens from internalizing harmful ideas from porn (ie biology ideas, copy violence, body insecurities) is comprehensive sex-education that addresses porn as an acted-out fantasy rather than a documentary.

Dammit Janet!

Welp. Grand opening , grand closing...

Yeah, I kept thinking back to when I first saw that and said if this doesn’t bring down that repulsive, self serving, egotistical asshole, I don’t know what will.......and here we still are after what seems like a million scandals since. How naive was I.

That’s probably why the renamed/rebranded the show to just Access.

Yeah this isn’t making amends for being morally bankrupt previously. This is for a sound bite. If they just admitted they were just absolute trash it *might feel better, but they like to pretend to come across all candy coated and positive.

I think Goodell honestly just wants to know which of the two he should invest in.

Just when I was about to smile, you pull the rug out from upunder me. Only in America would these criminals with badges get to walk free.

 The Mick is awesome.

You’re not alone - “it’s got a character creator” has been enough to get me to buy some lousy games. :)

Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.

They are a testament to what public schools can produce if students have support at home and in well-funded schools.

That sounds like a made up story.

$95 profit?