Because white people hate us. Always have, always will.

Noooooooope, Nope, Nope, Nope.

Erica,

Erica,

Sir, that was a good piece of writing. Vulnerable, articulate, eloquent, and real. Do that.

I always know whether I’m in the right mindset for dating by how I approach conversation. When I’m up for it, feeling social, good to meet people, I’m really good at starting conversations, getting people into it, drawing out the ones who are more cautious. And if after a couple tries with interesting questions and…

How are your feet tho?

To be fair, once I get to know you, I can’t stop talking. But, that getting to know you part creates a lot of anxiety for me.

I never shut the fuck up. It’s a blessing and a curse.

I wish for those wide leg overalls RN. I love manrepeller fashion most of all.

For some men hitting fifty means their metabolism slows to practically nothing and they put on weight just by existing. The upside is if they lift weights they can put on muscle mass more easily than before

They also released a study concluding that if you read this article and then immediately toss out their data to insist that, no, actually you stream new music all the time because you are a very knowledgeable music person, you are missing the point entirely to be insufferable.

Dude, Chinamen is not the preferred nomenclature.

I just want to give a brief shout out to VLC, the media player par excellence. It’s not fussy, not over-designed. It just works across a large variety of codecs and file types. I wish they made cars like they make VLC. I wish they made can openers like they made VLC. Hell, I wish they made cellphones with the same…

They’re good dudes, but I know in my heart they’ve seen and heard about sht like this going on, and they don’t say anything.

#6 has consumed way too much of my brain’s processing time for far too long.

So what you’re saying is that I can just make the Pee Tape myself.

Nailed it, VP Q-tip wants a little something.

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

No kidding, we had them set up IN our store at the exit. They’re at all the grocery stores too. I’m going to put on my GS cookies 5 lbs again this year. I can;t avoid them and I’m weak. So very weak.

And the giant “what the fuck is that” sore that he’s rocking under his mouth is the finishing touch.