The first time you come across a warper with the cyclops, and realize it can’t warp you is magical.

Actually, Conan travels to other areas of Japan rather frequently. It’s actually been lampshaded a few times that wherever Conan goes, somebody dies. Ai actually uses this to find out where Conan is when the two get separated in one episode.

And in less than a year, no less.

who solve crimes by their smell and can teleport using selfies

Meh, I’ll stick with the best Sherlock successor:

It’s also a show for white people.

It didn’t help that the best help we got for Ewing was a non dunking 6-10 forward (Charles Smith had an decent career, but will always be remembered for that stupid layup attempt), and a undrafted guard who our coach was too stupid to bench in route to a 2 for 18 finals game.  

My motto when I got to a certain age is:

The community in ED can do some amazing things. I love the game when I’m in it, but have the hardest time wanting to boot it up and the time to get into a groove.

New car owners who get 6 months free and forget to cancel.

*rubs temples*

the bears also received acupuncture, chiropractic treatment, and cold laser therapy

You didn’t get any of the context from my statement and went straight to snark huh? Obviously you can have brown skin. Did you think that my statement was somehow suggesting that they included every hue imaginable other than brown?

I’m going to be that guy. Can I be a black person (^not Jet black like above) who isn’t bald or who doesn’t have an Andre 3000 perm?

His shot was designed by Theo Huxtable’s Gordon Gartrell shirt

lolz

The NFL doesn’t have any Schillings

It’s easy to pretend to be a utilitarian when you have no skin in the game.

I HATE that shit. (Don’t like pumpkin pie either.) Got a surprise mouthful of in coffee last fall and had to try not to spit.

Damn straight. Arya doesn’t fuck around.