“maybe baby”

If we pretend like he’s not here, maybe he’ll leave...

Spit out my coffee. Definitely COTD.

I smell a spec script. It practically writes itself.

MINIMUM $100?!?!?!

Sees this image on the website’s homepage and immediately stops downloading app

Furiously downloading the SeekingArrangement app.

More MO posts. I don’t care if it’s about what she had for dinner. The nostalgia is real :(

How?

There is no evidence Jared Kushner is competent.

You know who else is a fucking asshole? Whoever decided to add infinite scrolling to Kinja websites. I hope they get fired.

Can we talk about how Trump’s tax-evading former bodyguard got a fucking seat at the table? He’s in the fucking US delegation to Iraq with a fucking placard in front of him and everything? While in sweats?

This is really fucking ghoulish at first blush. See also: depressing.

you do realize you’ve morphed into Bill Simmons, right?

I’m a Reds fan but lived in San Diego from 2005-2014. Now, the issue of 80% of your fanbase idolizing a team from the 1970s and hating the current product no matter how many games they win is a problem, but at least there’s some history there. At the start of Padres games they showed a “team history” highlight video…

You just made me feel so much better about my own life. Thank you.

Which they are still paying for.

I came here for this! I was gonna have to find it to post if someone else hadn’t done the Lord’s work for me

i fucks with these crabcakes....

I'm black, so I don't think any of these haircuts apply to me.