onyxblackman
OnyxBlackman
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To be fair, he does deserve some credit for helping the Patriots win the Super Bowl this year.

Being a McPoyle causes that

You shut your whore mouth! THE BILLS MAKE ME WANNA SHOUT!
/guzzles tallboy of Labatt Blue
//cries

Wrong locale, J.J..

dat mofo is scary when he plays crazy. that deadpan is effed up.

I'll always remember John Lithgow's comment in the Top Of The Rock, the book that Warren Littlefield did to justify his NBC tenure, that half the reason he got into 3rd Rock was that he wanted to take something lighter after a string of Cliffhanger, Ricochet and coming in second for Lecter in Silence of the Lambs.

To be honest this was kind of dissapointing. I know there still went alot of work into making these type of decorations for the game, and it is incredibly hard to get right, but seeing these comparisions makes their art seem lazy. As if they just slapped on a new name and made it look dirtier and called it a day,

Where were these guys when my delightful childhood memories of Michael Keaton as Batman were being smothered in a layer of dark grey goo by the recent Batman movies???

There's nothing wrong with remaking Ghostbusters with an all-ladeez cast.

I tried to ask Tom this... what about a corked bat? Using stickem on receivers' gloves? I honestly don't really care whether any of this is legal or not, I'd just prefer that everyone be playing by the same set of rules. That they clearly did this after the balls were inspected in contravention with the rules is the

I'm always amazed when I see a line on the Pro Bowl. If you bet on the Pro Bowl, you have a gambling problem.

The funny thing about that link is that the blogger thinks ESPN hates the Patriots and Tom Brady

Hmm, if that's true, then the only way to gain an advantage with a deflated ball would be to run a short passing game that emphasizes quick releases and ball security and doesn't rely on high-velocity downfield throws.

So their response to a guy grabbing his crotch is to then reintroduce the likelihood of a kickoff return, something the NFL considers one of the most dangerous plays of the game because it leads to a high incidence of concussions and something they've pushed pretty hard to get rid of by moving the ball up to the 35?

Yeah, but he can't throw a ball.

Wow, New England, even all of the goddamn oceans are against you.

This is awesome but it's a little bizarre that they still don't have an Android app (AKAIK) considering Android's prevalence in the kind of regions and environments where Khan's 'free education for everyone' would make such a difference (and where mobile devices are typically the only way to access the internet).

After shaving my legs for years as a college swimmer, the best part about the entire process is crawling under the covers and squirming around like a gay ferret to the sensation! Go ahead and judge me...

I dunno, are they all gonna be pretentious, condescending assholes who address adults as "poor child"? Because frankly, I'd rather have a tub of dip.