New York Undercover was good! I think.

Every story about the genie in the lamp or the monkeys paw is some sort of “Be careful what you wish for.” kind of thing. As soon as I rub the right lamp (rubbing lamps is at least a third of my day atm) I’m gonna confound the fuck out of the djinn’s mischievous heart when I wish for the ability to transform into a…

Get a load of Hirsute Poirot over here.

It’s worth it, just don’t talk to anyone else that likes it.

Eli doesn’t really look like he’s got any bones, so I think he’ll probably be okay.

Whoa, hold on now. That’ll fuck up all the Chinese restaurants.

Free tap shoe repair and white glove laundry for life.

Oh, what a wonderful, pudgy world that would be.

Nah. Ew.

Oh, this guy sounds like his brain is just fiiiiiine.

I feel like this proves the existence of God and an afterlife.

I still want to know why we all know how to make that S.

I’m pretty sure I would like having Hulu, but I feel like if I break down and get Hulu, I’ll blink my eyes twice and have Britbox and god knows how many more of the 2000 streaming services available now.

You will, but it’ll cost 1500 VC to unlock the pose.

Up is down but JESUS IS WHITE!!!!

Honey in some grits is pretty good.

Hopefully!

Every good Marlin will end up a Yankee.

I hope they burn it all down. Start over and just make a fucking basketball game.