Ol girl doesn’t make it halfway through Sister Christian without tearing up.

That’s no way to talk about Clayface.

Can you imagine how many times you’d have to watch Clueless and Moving with her. Laughing all hard at her own lines and then staring at you while you feign a giggle and check the time.

I bet every day is like Sunset Blvd for that poor intern that totally, absolutely exists.

Ah man, I remember this dumb motherfucker.

Ah man, I remember this dumb motherfucker.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

Puppy is already thinking about all the WebMD anxiety in his future.

My fear is that I’ll get sick of it.

LOL

I’m gonna be so salty when time travel is finally invented and I can’t go anywhere.

I absolutely scrunched up my face there.

I’m gonna be speaking Russian inside two years.

What the fuck is TruTV.

I want to meet the person that convinced the Klan to adopt Affirmative Action.

I was talking to the screen like a horror movie. “Run! Go!”

Damn, you know your life is great when Slick Rick comes to your wedding.

Yuuuuuuuup! Beat the Orphan and I’ll build a church in his name.

Ah goddamn that’s wrong.

Christ, I’d actually managed to forget about Simmons for a while there. That was nice.