That firehouse ghost in Ghostbusters loved sucking dick so much she came back from heaven to blow Dan Aykroyd. I’m pretty sure I have a shot.

Oh, she’d do yeeeeears for that.

1.5 percent. I can’t believe it’s that high.

I use a pick on my beard. I’m not styling it. I’m combing it. It’s not so much fluffing it as it is uncoiling the spring that our hair can be.

Holy shit where did this come from.

I said that last sentence word for word as I read every comment in this thread.

I’m pretty sure they read your search history out loud at the gates of heaven, so I’mma pass.

Ahahahah.

I put the controller down and just laughed when I got him.

I mean, when you fuck a parrot, are you doing it because of the plumage or is it the dirty talk?

No.

I’ll have to keep a look out for that one. Really appreciate you taking the time to answer a response to such an old post, and I’m enjoying the game quite a bit. Good talk.

Yeah, I picked it up and so far it’s incredibly good value at 15 bucks. Really enjoying it so far. These guys have a lot of potential. Thanks for the response. 

I can’t even begin to tell you have much better the internet has been since I stopped reading anything that guy writes.

I had to stop the video halfway through because I can just see it eating up a disgraceful portion of my day.

Yeah, so you wrote this a year ago, and I’ve found it now because the game is on sale. Would you say it’s good value for 15 bucks? There seems to be something about it.

I’m impressed ol’ Jefferson Beauregard even knew it was technically illegal to kill us.

I’m normally a decent person to be around, but good lord I need to be alone to recharge. If I put half the shit I muttered when I was tired of people into a letter I’d be thought of as scum.

That letter absolutely sounds like how I feel when there’s a bunch of new people around.