Wow, Absolution sold better than Season 1? That’s just nuts.

They stuck around after Absolution, but split after Season 1?

Time served and reimbursed for lost wages.

There are very few reporters on Fox News. They’re a network staffed by retired stock photo models.

I bet all that black joke shit was hilarious before it applied to him.

That’s a very novel way to convince people to stay the fuck out of Taiwan.

It’s a good thing we never have to deal with any racism on the roads.

I want to play poker with this lady.

I’ve seen so many of her movies. I can recall almost none of them.

Share your drugs with the class.

When only one person realizes the relationship is over.

CNBC could broadcast full blown porn and the FCC would never hear a thing.

Prima Nocta would have been the very first EO if Jared wasn’t around.

17 dollars on a sandwich?! I’m gonna start selling you sandwiches. Only 15 bucks.

17 dollars on a sandwich?! I’m gonna start selling you sandwiches. Only 15 bucks.

Wow, what an absolute asshole!

Thank you for saving me from my inevitable “Leif Garrett satin dick” google.

And the frustrated wannabe sports analysts on all the major news networks will talk about how poised she was, with no emphasis of the content of her statement.

My absolute biggest fear when I’m near weights. I’ve had small injuries, but you just never know when the big one is coming. Feel better. :)

Run for President.