onyxblackman
OnyxBlackman
onyxblackman

I will forever feel short changed that Ray Hudson wasn’t allowed to die calling this goal.

Yep, you can kinda see the cart in the back there. He’s definitely thinking “Hope no one bleeds.”

They’ve only gone and elected Spicoli President.

Maddow says treat him like a silent movie. Focus less on what he says, and more on what he’s doing.

Holy shit, what?

Whoa whoa whoa. Whoa.

To be fair, Joan from Accounting has unbelievable nipples.

I missed/forgot this. Where was this. I honestly feel like it has to be in those Arianne chapters.

He’s just going to write whatever happened in the show and pad it out with descriptions of clothes, feasts and nipples.

Real talk? Maybe that shit’s easy.

I feel like I’m internetting at half speed until I see it.

That’s.....that’s just a dick with a face, isn’t it.

“Shit [I’m wearing a camera].”

Hopefully he’ll be back in time for the playoffs.

I want to hear from the motherfuckers that voted to confirm him.

I don’t know if happiness ever made anyone a better artist. The stuff he’s putting out while she bitches about the genre is probably world changing.

Ol’ Andrew plays the piano to keep from pushing that cock pillar over on her.

This guy playing the blues. Bet every song is just him bitching about estate taxes.

Shit, what speech did I survive?