The first jury couldn’t determine if a crime had been committed. Despite there being fucking video of said crime. Despite the narrative of the interaction that was out there was essentially the fucking opposite of what we later saw in the video. “I dunno if that’s a crime!”

4 slices have fewer calories as well.

I’m not shocked they weren’t arrested that day.

I am shocked they’ve been convicted of a crime.

Not as shocked as they seem to be, though.

I actually thought I was in 2003. I was about to fix everything.

She’s silently screaming in every single photograph I’ve seen.

It’s odd that they’d think a bright academic future is preposterous, but all these children being so strong, imposing and terrifying that the only recourse for a grown ass man is to pull a gun is perfectly plausible.

Nailed it. It’s a mishmash of everything that worked in other games. It’s Poochie the game.

I’ll use a photo of him as a Mexican in Touch of Evil. Might short circuit a few of them.

So wait, if I photoshop myself into photos with legendary people, I can escape airport bullshit?

Was it good?

Was it good?

I still get annoyed when I try and search for Ronaldo (Ronaldo)

I’m a minute in and I’ve been listening to this song as long as I can remember.

My man, you’ve got John Wayne’s name in your ID so I’m just assume and say don’t worry about it and never say it. Trust me.

Phew!

Finally a character for the fair skinned redhead cosplayers!

Holy shit I want that piano game.

We only think that’s Foucault because we never opened the closet where he hid the real guy.

47's best look is his starting suit in Sapienza. First time I played that map I just walked around getting complimented.

Every time I leave that map I feel bad for Helmut because he’s soooooo going to prison.

That Trump loving Sheriff Clarke would immediately be on waivers. They can take him if they want him.