Is it time for another racial draft?

Stay tuned for my Kabuki play about how much I hate the Japanese.

Know for damn sure he directed the video.

A...vehemently racist anti black....hip hop song.

Can you make a FOIA request on the NSA wiretaps of Lakers HQ in about two years? Because if you can, good God.

Because NBA teams are run by NBA GM’s.

I’m not complaining, though. Let me know where Rose is going and I’ll happily cinch up my sex belt and carry him there.

Because his insane Big Lebowski cosplay doctor said he’s totally healthier than anyone has ever been in ever.

Seriously, this isn’t wax? The being in this image has blood? Bullshit.

I’m cooler with the idea of an apocalypse than I was a year ago.

Guarantee “Bonjour” is the town code for “Ugh, Belle’s coming.”

Yup! “Ladida make way, child laborers! I’ve got a library book to return.”

Line them in a row, hit one really hard and watch the punch start a headbutt wave.

Take comfort in the knowledge that his 30th birthday will hit him like a ton of bricks and he’ll lose his mind.

I would give anything for that tweet to say @potus instead of Obama. Anything. It would have been the perfect ouroboros of bullshit.

Trump’s checks came out the fucking printer with void on them.

“Used to”, because he fucking died, right?

Can’t wait to see how Melania waters those crops from Manhattan.

I’m very confident that we’re going to get reimbursed. There’ll be a point in time where I’ll have a conversation, I hope, with the president personally or with someone high up in his administration.

Good to see another show on the air.