Cavs have a useless second round pick? That’ll get Phil’s attention.

Doubt it’s Dolan. If he knew he could pay people to gather places his concerts would be more crowded.

What the hell is that teeth necklace? Is that shirt a gift for Predator’s mom?

100 percent. Shit, he’s probably there right now.

This is my absolute favorite declaration of a mayoral campaign.

Are the pussies as giant as the legends say?

Whoa now, I was dancing in the snow last night putting gas in when that song came on the radio. Trash is harsh!

Man, I can’t wait to scrap everything that’s been improved.

50 years from now we’ll get to see that he wrote “Grab her by the puss vagina.”

You know those security guards are feeling shitty. The entire school saw the bully get his ass whipped. They’re gonna be salty for a while.

I don’t think he’s lost it, I think he’s wise enough to save it. He was jumping to the damn moon in the Finals.

Well I mean, the hell with the seat, or the floor, or even the wall. Obviously. But our clothes!

I want to know how a six dicked man knows which dick to aim when he’s pissing.

Man, if you wrap this in religion, you have to remember: Even God fucked Mary out of wedlock.

It was always bullshit, but with Jordan/Pippen and then Shaq/Kobe you looked like a conspiracy theorist when you said he’s a fucking joke. Hating Phil was a hobby for longtime Knicks fans. Now we’re vindicated, but of course it’s only after he’s come to our team and fucked it up. I can’t describe how much I’d be…

They’ve got history. If Oak is to be believed (I do.) Dolan or someone told him he had to leave. Dolan doesn’t like having Oakley at games, so I find it completely believable that he’d order security to escort him out. Oakley reacted like Oakley and here we are.

Because they’re not the ones that have to clean it.

Really thought I’d see a little Android mascot plush doll filled with pins on that desk.

I will never understand how he never got hurt, or why he hasn’t seemed to lose a step. How can he possibly be human.

I respect the fuck out of that dude. He’s been putting that blazer on and power moving people at the game for who knows how long. Confidence for days. Then Oak put that digit in his eye and he immediately became aware of his mortality.