I’d wouldn’t mind wearing these but I know there’s no way I could walk into a business or building with it on without getting in to some shit.

Hire some people to check the grave every day, make sure the dirt isn’t loose. Soon as you relax that’s when he’s coming at you. Dolan must have fucked around and stretched contentedly like a cat tonight. He almost got got.

I wouldn’t fuck with Oak at his funeral.

Oakley going after Dolan on national TV is fucking elixir.

I would have bet everything that the one with the unnecessary gold was the Trump brand.

Oh man. I used to jam the entire pack into my cheek and pretend it was tobacco. I bet that shit would taste horrible to me now.

His Katrina suit is what he had in his famous luggage.

Jesus, imagine living a floor beneath that fucking apartment.

They’re a bit too gritty to be considered moochers, I think.

Free ride to the station, free “meal”, free room for the night.

Should I be worried that the only aging like a President so far is the...whatever it is she is now?

It pains me to see the look on Porzingis’ face, as he gradually begins to realize what he’s gotten himself into.

You *burp* fucking would.  Jeeeeerrry.

That “Oh yeah!” epiphany must have been a bummer.

Some say Pele is still on that E3 stage, telling stories.

Chicken cannot believe wolf is eating him.

Paid displays of patriotism, free stadiums, god knows what else. It’s too bad the NFL owners are already billionaires, because they’d sure as shit save their way there eventually.

I’ve never seen an episode of Scandal and this recap and all the callbacks to things that have happened over the course of the show make it sound like the most insane shit ever.

I can.

Whoa, we can use externals now? Nice!

Whoa, we can use externals now? Nice!