lol, I can’t believe it’s good. I’m just going through my day pretending I’m not hyped to see the East v West battle later.

God help me, but I gave Keijo!!!!etc a shot to see if it could be as bad as I expected it to be and....it’s good? It’s....why is it good. It’s not even good in a tee hee boobs 13 year old kind of way. It somehow simultaneously doesn’t take itself seriously at all while taking the fake sport reeeeeally seriously. It’s…

When demons attack on laundry day.

I need to know who is pissing and what they’re pissing on before I pick a side here.

While you’re doing all this realistic stuff, are there still numbers flying off the people you shoot in the head?

I like how you can tell in the photo that Obama has absolutely no idea he’s just made an enemy for life.

Say what you want about MJ, but he always knew which way the wind was blowing before anyone else.

Wow, I have no fucking clue what’s happening in that video. Awesome.

I’ve never understood the “put your gut in your pants” fat guy move. Own that shit, man. Let it hang.

I want the Knicks to give that witch whatever the fuck the Rangers have given her.

This is an absolute scumbag move.

I’m just gonna stick a red pen in my urethra and keep on keeping on.

Oh god that would be absolutely delightful.

Next time (because you know there will be one) try using duct tape.

Longtime Knicks fan. I used to dream about the exposing and downfall of Phil Jackson, it just never occurred to me that I’d have to fucking watch it every night. As always the lesson is cover all your bases before you make a wish.

That’s the coldest moment of the year so far.

Somewhere along the way Sunday turned into SVU day instead of NFL day.

I’d be election day mad if this happened.

Hmm, I wonder which one of those busts isn’t going to be in that room much longer...

I get wistful when MSG shows those 94 season games. Bounce pass to Ewing, nothing happens, nothing happens, nothing happens, fadeaway.