onyxblackman
OnyxBlackman
onyxblackman

We’ll know which media is bought and paid for by their use of the word “Tremendous”.

Time to switch from Spanish to Russian over on Duolingo.

On the bright side, political satire is going to be fucking brilliant until he bans it.

I’m trying to remember the last time I thought the people in charge of the NFL were anything other than fucking dicks. I don’t think my brain goes back that far.

What’s the earliest I can completely write off a season while still remaining a passionate fan? We’ve got a game tonight and I’m exhausted at the thought of it.

I’ll have to find a stubhub mod.

I’m madder about the part of code that makes these bastards eat all the god damn food when they get a little upset.

Are we going to get side by side comparisons of these games running on both systems in the coming weeks?

There’s no way that’s still on the air, right?

You’ll never convince me he’s not inviting marquee free agents to the negotiation table just to give them free copies of dopey band’s shitty album.

Knicks fan here. I used to think this as well. All that chest pounding bravado is endearing now, oddly enough.

There’s simply no way that was true.

A....spedometer filter.

Wh...why?!

You’ve contributed two very good things to my day. Thank you.

The person taking the pics, easily.

lol. I wouldn’t know half the shit I know if it weren’t for Archer and Venture Bros. I can come off downright cultured at times.

Archer?

That shot of his chin has put me off ham forever.

We all come here every day. We give you our support, click your ads and do what we can to keep things moving, and this is how you repay us. What the fuck.

If I found this photo on the mantle of a dusty abandoned house, I’d burn everything I could see.