onyxblackman
OnyxBlackman
onyxblackman

I can’t wait to be the white guy.

That’s not a butt, that’s an ass.

I’m beginning to think the person running Fox Sports goes to a gym that has ESPN playing and he just wants to make that hour easier on himself.

O&S’s ferocity made sense, in retrospect.

One of my favorite parts of that game was walking into that room for the first time and just bursting out laughing.

Take a moment to think of the poor interns he’s got jerking off into Magnum condoms.

Getting all those god damn Riddler trophies. Fuck you.

No pitch count, and maybe number and color code what the pitch was called. Location means nothing if the ump called it a ball. I should be able to look at that thing and understand the entire AB at a glance.

Bloodborne is unbelievably good, though. Dumb shit like this rankles, but I’d struggle to find a more enjoyable gaming experience in the last year or so than Bloodborne.

I’m going to cringe myself into a black hole watching this.

It’s been real, Earth.

I can still hear the echoes of my “What the FUCK?” from that night.

Trump is ridiculous but I can’t dispute the first tweet.

I don’t play that mode.

Dear 2K:

All Joe Torre had to do was ask a couple batters to bunt and we would have been spared all of this.

Wet your lips and make love to the camera! Work!

Tex against the Mets was delightful.

The Journey seems cool, but sometimes I want to play as a center back or maybe an Iniesta style midfielder. I mainly play the career modes in sports games and PES got my money because they didn’t force me to be something or someone I have no connection to.

I can’t wait for Jill Martin to ask them if they know what it means to be a man after 1am.

It’s the Knicks, so I’m almost certain they didn’t know.