Carson Wentz is the greatest athlete I’ve ever seen, and it’s decades of Philly dominance in front of us.
Freakin and Vibin! Freakin and Vibin!
You know, it’s not the same, somehow. Like how I’ll never watch a movie I own, but if I stumble on it while flipping channels I’ll settle in.
I miss 30 Rock reruns. Used to be my 11:30 go to.
Liz Lemon eats more meatball subs than I do.
Solve it on your own site before you bitch about it.
You need to get your life together?
Cassowaries have feathers and they’re fucking dickheads. I’m still seeing dinosaurs as awesome killing machines, they’re just dressed like Prince now.
If I make it to week 8 without getting beaten up, I will be amazed.
I quit Fantasy this year. I feel like an ex-smoker, dying to tell my old friends how foods taste.
Oh my god he’s so fired. Hella kid made an enemy for life.
It’s an amazing game.
I’ve won the Champion’s League with Bari, I took over Asia with Pohang.
1:30 in a microwave and you could use a hot pocket to bend metal.
Oh my god you made a graph. Amazing.
I know how I wanna die.
He leave a card? My place is lousy with Korean girls atm.
The Emmit Smith jokes always feel kinda sorta lowkey racist to me, but that was genuinely clever.
The international breaks always sneak up on you.