Yankee fan insufferability isn’t dead either, just hibernating

Maybe this is just as good?

Yeah the end was good stuff.

What exercises do you suggest in order to get stronger to do more proper pushups?

Every corner?

I will never forgive you for tricking me into clicking a link to Simmons’ doofy HBO show. I probably just generated income for that fucker.

Hi there, former NUFC fan-turned-Hammer here!

I want everyone responsible dead.

It would be how “Jury nullification” came to be known as “The Skip Bayless rule”.

It’s impossible to have a reasonable reaction to a take like that.

‘Fraid not. I didn’t even know simming sites existed.

Can I lead a group of spiky haired marauders into the Institute and just break things?

Ah, thanks for the info.

How does this all link into the main campaign? Can I just join a gang fresh out the vault and alter the main storyline?

You know, if this tech existed like 30 years ago, there’d be no Bill Clinton.

I’ve been alive for about four decades now, and I’ve lowkey been Cao Cao for about half of those.

This hasn’t been the best election for doctors.

To be fair, it was always going to be impossible to make the Ark without at least glancing at it.

Oh thank God it’s not just me! Kinja is fucked. Even by kinja standards.

Start here.