I can’t believe how much press “We the Animals” is getting. Between this round of press and the comparisons to Moonlight, this is a very exciting time for my brother-in-law (the author of the namesake novel). :’)

oohhhh, that’s good. 

My money's on Dennis Leary to portray Kellyanne.

Rand Paul praises Trump for revoking Brennan’s security clearance after he recommended it. The guy who just came from Moscow.

I got $ says Horatio Sanz plays him in the movie, David Spade plays Conway. 

I thought the special was plenty funny, but then she dissects what jokes are and what they do and she goes into very powerful and serious territory to illustrate how jokes can't handle the weight of those stories. Maybe it ceases to be a stand up special there, I really don't care and neither does she. It's a hell of…

Could someone do me a solid and post that "shut up and take my money" meme?

This is the best kind of drama. Assholes all so I feel sorry for none. Rip em apart Azaelia Banks, you messy messy bitch. 

Ordinarily I’d say Azealia Banks is a deranged liar, but her story is so very “on brand” for Elon Musk. He’s the type who thinks he has ‘Low T’ and pays someone obscene amounts of money for testosterone.

Yeah, I think it’s weird that everybody forgot that the reason this started is because that fool had a drinking problem and let it escalate into a physical altercation. Instead everybody’s like, “gawd why is she so unpleasant????”

I am 10000% here for this Azealia, Musk, Grimes drama. Messy as hell, all of them.

I can never get through this video without tearing up. Between Ms. Franklin saaaanging and the reactions of everyone witnessing such an incredible moment, it’s just too much.

The world was so different just three or four five years ago:

hahahah I dont know if you’re being sarcastic but I definitely took pause and then pictured her at age 11 trying to play those roles in front of a mirror and I can say that I get it... I do.

Thanks, but it’s really selfish... I do it when I’m in a rage about the world and feel like everything is garbage and I need to do something in my control to make it a tiny bit less of a dumpster fire. My mood is improved, other people’s day is improved, we all win. But my motivation is usually MAKE THE HURT STOP FOR…

I’ve never sprung for an entire grocery order, but I like to buy a grocery store gift card and leave it with the cashier to give to the next person in line. One cashier really gets into it and waits until she spots someone she thinks could use a happy little surprise, or looks like they need the help, or whatever. She…

And... we have the winner for the worst take

This is the best thing that has ever come out of Catfish. The cropped T-shirts are amazing and GG with the ferrett... I’m dying laughing. 

My darling Remi had to nearly all of his teeth removed after adoption due to an autoimmune disease that caused his mouth to reject his teeth. Now he’s our soft-mouthed, three-fanged lil mouse killer and the sweetest boy on the block.