This dirt bag is so boring it got filed to Jerry O’Connell

Meh. Too squishy and too British. 

I thought Suits was just Gina Torres and Rick Hoffman shouting at a bunch of indistinguishable cardboard cutouts for an hour.

Well, you just fucked up my whole day.

Re: Brooklyn Decker’s new company.
Amy Heckerling invented something similar already in Clueless. This technology is over 20 years old.

Siberia has a lot of open real estate!

Only if Elongated Muskrat goes with them.

It’s true. Personally I give Newman a slight edge in the beauty and tomato sauce departments. 

To be fair, there ARE very fine purchasers of athletic footwear on both sides, both sides.

If you want to anger Mike Pence, form a union.

I loved Bobby Newport so much.  And another grown man Bobby!

Twat is such a good pejorative. 

Paul Rudd forever !!!!!!

Thank you, Chris Pratt, for voluntarily removing yourself from the debate on which Chris is best.

We just put our baby kitty to sleep today :( Actually, she was not a baby, she was 16. It was time (probably liver failure). She was a sweetie and partially blind all her life, and also very petite. She did not like being held whatsoever but she was so up for cuddling that we pretty much just called her "couch buddy"…

And if your cat -really- trusts you when you hold them like this, their spine disintegrates completely and they turn into kitty putty which is, frankly, magic.

I hear random children on the street talking about their social media brand. Like actual children... your not a thing you don’t need a brand. You should just be enjoying childhood.  

would you like to place a bet on me ever leading a story on Jez with Kim again because i’ll win