We had a black president before we had a black photographer shoot a cover image for Vogue. This is insane.

Fuck Jake Tapper. The Obamas do not owe him or the Democratic party shit. To be honest they owe us all nothing. Some white people have this insidious vice within them where they just can’t stand to see black joy.

Nancy Meyers’ best film (as screenwriter) will always be...

OMFG, those are my faves, especially as they usually come out in a satisfying manner as compared to a lot of the cysts.

Did someone say Secret Ceremony?

Is it legally binding with less than seven pints of dubiously sourced blood?

I love the phrase “secret ceremony”. I know it just means that they kept it private, but it makes me think of a shadowy rite involving candles, black robes, ominous chanting, and a surprising amount of blood.

I always feel like, if you’re going to pick THE scary old guy of Twin Peaks, it’s Bob:

Definitely giving me shades of Mary-Kate Olsen and Olivier Sárközy.

“His dad was the scary old guy in Twin Peaks.”

My 13lb fluffball does the exact same thing!

Their next ad campaign.  

Growing up, my backyard was up against BLM land that would get cougars occasionally. The thing you learn is they’re essentially just really, really big house cats that can hurt you. They’ll stalk you on hikes, byt the best thing to do is to just walk calmly towards an open area. Do everything in your power to NOT act…

Cats are extremely telepathic.

CARL THE SHY ROTTWEILER!!!! I’m going to cry.

Look, they’re both carbon based!

If the thieves were WEARING Lululemon, it would be a great testament to their confidence-building powers. Lulu should use the video in their advertising.

I hope Melania’s divorce attorneys get copies.

I’m rather shocked that with the Trumps unerring ability to attach their names to shit ideas, none of them have launched a cryptocurrency.