It’s like they rolled off Hell’s assembly line.

That was exactly what jumped out to me... Same makeup, hair, style, pearl necklaces.

And has a great Twitter account that I followed for years before realizing it was him.

Wanda Sykes did a bit about that.

Literally nothing could be less shocking than any of The Tales of Toe Jam Miller.  Literally.  Nothing.  I bet he even smells like toe jam.  Look at him.  No! Wait! Don’t! Sorry.

Not surprised that TJ Miller is a POS, that the cast and production were complicit, and that HBO is “disappointed” by it all. This is old. #allmen

To be fair, the movie is called Fallout.

I immediately thought the same thing. 

you sure know your skittles from smarties, homefries!

‘None of my actor friends are making money in their restaurants, so it’s impossible making money in the restaurant industry’. s/

It sounds like a very chi chi version of Smaland at Ikea. 

I feel so, so sorry for the woman whose act of kindness (giving up her seat) ended up being used as a jump-off point for Blair. Blair has done nothing but try to turn this into internet fame, asking for free plane tickets and a job at Buzzfeed. Listen, it is this simple: don’t fucking photograph someone without their…

Oh man that gif is too apropos. Christensen looks like the archetypal douchebag MRA incel here. 

Henry is soo pretty, but soooo dumb as a rock.

They both suck.

Why are you in here using facts? Spoil sport.

Good fucking lord. This is like the whole myth of Jessica Simpson being a Billionaire. Anyone who works in merchandising can tell you THE BRAND is worth (allegedly) 800M at RETAIL. She is getting her cut from wholesale, which would be about 375-4o5M. Her cut is based on a royalty, likely 12% given her clout. This…

I can’t believe what Kris Jenner has been able to accomplish on behalf of her daughters. That is the story I’d want to read - she seems like such a complex character. Is she a villain that pimps out her daughters? Is she a business & marketing genius? Is she the sturdy matriarch trying to do best by her family? Is she…