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Starred for fleshsceptre. 

I would very much enjoy the money and the ability to ride Prince Hot Ginge’s royal fleshscepter whenever I wanted, but everything else about being a royal sounds like a lesser level of hell to me. She held her husband’s elbow at an event? She crossed her legs at the knee? She expressed an opinion?!?! CRUCIFY THE HUSSY.

I believe so, yes. 

It happens all the time. Older kids or parents won’t have the same recollections of things, sometimes their memories of the same thing will be dramatically different. It can happen between siblings too. In my family, my mother will vehemently challenge some of our recollections of things, saying our memories are

I keep seeing reference to Pat Houston appearing in the documentary (and confirming she’d heard the molestation rumors) but is Gary in it as well? That would make Cissy’s statement extra gross.

‘I would always say, ‘Hey, watch your language, there’s a lady here,’

I never understood the hype behind Chris Hemsworth worth until I watch Thor: ragnarok this past weekend. I get it. I finally get it. But Chris Pine is ALWAYS #1 Chris. Pratt, dead last every time.

Unpopular opinion: All the Chris’ are mind numbingly vanilla and I wouldn’t go out of my way to even get out the blanket.

Situational Best Chris!

I deserve this, thank you (and fixed!)

I got handed a new one for writing Rhiannon. 

I highly, highly recommend everyone read The Black Jacobins, which is generally considered the best book about the Haitian Revolution. And I would also recommend the Revolutions podcast part on the Haitian Revolution. Not nearly enough people understand the fascinating and historical history of it and how the US

I worked for a company that sold advertising to packaged-goods companies and, in the 90s, we had a PRINTED brochure that listed one of the advantages of our advertising as “promotes panty loading.”

It takes more than a dick to make a gorgeous man

This guy would have been dead 12 different times if this happened in Florida.

I will leave this gem for you to ponder:

I believe she preferred to use the term "urban model" 

pornstar

Text I sent earlier this week:

We literally paused the episode to dig out the Wiki article on the Suez to understand what happened. The same with the Great Smog, and when Earl Mountbatten’s boat was bombed. :)