Yeah, like the whole thing with Churchill’s wife burning the painting Parliament commissioned of him!  True!

Isn’t that Dana Carvey?

The article is generally very unclear on key points. Whose 42nd birthday? Whose penis?
Very poor use of pronouns overall.

Everytime I see footage and interviews from his rallies....those true believers are really living in a different world. A paranoid world. A world where there are conspiracies afoot everywhere and they want a supposed strongman to show them what’s REALLY going on.

DELIGHTFUL.

With a light sprinkling of Fisher Stevens!

now that i have a real job and weekends, i finally understand garfield. jon has no one!

Oh come off it. No one is censoring her work.

In general, I often change the things I find offensive in books when I read to my kids. But, it is typically in picture books. I love Monsters Eat Whiny Children, but there’s one line when they are discussing making a whiny-child cake and the monster’s wife says she can’t eat sweets because her bottom is too big, and…

Exactly.  It could not have been more intentional. 

Can you.

Eat shit, Jimmy. You’re a feckless cunt and a true company man. Enjoy your millions for being mediocre in every way, I’m sure you sleep just fine.

The real question though is

I know I’m in a tiny minority but I’ve never found Pitt attractive.

If there’s anything I’ve learned from working in politics and government for the past 20 years, it’s that zero tolerance policies rarely exist in everyday work life. Just because HR says there’s zero tolerance doesn’t mean there actually is, and I can assure you no HR office makes it a priority to find out.

Every day, friend.

“I apologize for calling you a feckless cunt. I should have called you an indolent cunt. I regret the error.”

I don’t know if you read Lainey gossip or not, but I follow her Show Your Work podcast, because it lifts up the importance of working hard and not pretending that you don’t, and I wish more people would value that.

you guys should see the movie