I think you mean, in the original film Danny Ocean is played by Frank Sinatra.

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As long as the attacks on women and minorities continue, I’m not going to be civil about anything.

I’m so furious she (was made) to apologize. Now I kind of want her to leave TBS. Can HBO pick her up and have her follow Jon Oliver? I’d renew my HBO subscription for that.

Well said.

Not showing the effort - like the “no makeup” makeup look that requires 15 different products and 30-60 minutes of your time.

Samantha was the best of them.

See I always think Rachel McAdams and Elizabeth Banks look alike, while confusing Amy Adams and Rachel McAdams names. Thanks for throwing Ilsa Fisher into the mix.

Not exactly on topic, but I feel like 2013 (and 2008, for what it’s worth) WAS yesterday, and I’m just now realizing that was 5 and 10 years ago and is this what middle age is like?

true. imagine being so bereft of an identity/personality that you build one around a goddamn fantasy movie.

My cat knows a couple of tricks and seems to enjoy doing them so I don’t know where you get this. To teach a cat a trick you start with something that they seem inclined to do and then expand it into a trick. Like my cat will stand up when you say “up!” She used to stand up when we were about to feed her so I just…

My cat possesses the ability to block an entire lane of household traffic with his Floofiness.

I too am impressed with my cats physical prowess.

Libertarianism is astrology for men.

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“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

“The shitters are getting bolder” is a phrase I never thought would pass through my mind, yet here we are.

Institutions investigating themselves are a waste of time.

“He never harassed me” is not the same as “he’s never harassed anybody”.