As long as Anastasia Beaverhausen and her covert taco habit are part of the deal, I can support this reboot.

I’m on board. We’re having an old fashioned piano viewing party. Today sucks so I’m ok pretending it’s the early Aughts again.

For fuck SAKE. Pre Instagram??? Is this what our time will be called? There was the renaissance and then there was the Instagram.

All this knowledge of Bieber’s junk has me like:

Is this where I say I’ve never heard of half these people? I’m actually astonished how many I do know. Paris Jackson’s look was my top pick, followed by Millie Bobby. Everything else was rather dull. Amber Rose looks 100x better without hair.

Does it come with fleas? Or is that an extra $100? 😀

Don’t you know Beyonce created everything and is the most talented performer in the history of the world and has never ripped anyone off in her lifetime? All original, that Beyonce.

It needs to be stressed that this wouldn’t have happened without crowd-sourcing his identity. The Cville police have made no effort to investigate these people. Every single arrest has come only because private citizens have identified these people and assembled evidence themselves.

He’s still taller than the average male Hollywood superstar. I’ve met many and they seem to average 5'6.

I don’t want a minority treating me for syphilis! I fought a sexual Vietnam! I deserve respect! 

I do not know, it seems like an exaggeration.

Trump wears Brioni suits which are actually very expensive ; usually over $5k each. The problem is, Trump has a physique that’s like warm yogurt pored into a hefty bag and, most importantly, he is too stupid to get the suits tailored to fit.

She could’ve given the weakest, emptiest of PR statements, but we get this. Brie Larson is a class act.

“Because im wearing them, and i just did”!

You’ve never been inspored?

She’s only been married to Mnuchin for two months and she’s laying claim to how much “we’ve” paid in taxes. Who are “we”? She and Mnuchin won’t even be filing a joint tax return for nearly a year (or more if they file an extension).

She has a past in show box too...just not a very successful one. If her marriage doesn’t last (she’s wife number three), I wouldn’t be surprised if she did go the Housewife route.

Louise has kind of a Real Housewife face.

For someone who married into wealth and US citizenship, she’s awfully clear about how much she personally sacrifices for the country. I thought people didn’t get automatic visas and citizenship from marriage anymore. Silly me, that must be for poor folks.