Glad your mom’s back to fighting form.

Every Hallmark Christmas movie:

I’ll have you know I waste time in myriad ways-putting crap on my face is just one of them, and it’s nowhere close to being the most frivolous.

Good grief.

I’ve already posted on Facebook reminding everyone to look directly into the sun today.

Possibly also unpopular opinion but...I think it’s actually less healthy to let kids think that love and family is so fragile that one generic, undefined “mistake” can bring it crashing down. Or the other option, the “we just grew apart,” which only serves to spackle the cheater’s actions and communicates to kids…

This reminds me of the old adage: “Democrats screw women over personally, Republicans screw women over politically.” Many an overall helpful male turns out to be a cheating bastard at home. If I have to choose, and it seems that the Al Frankens and the Bernie Sanders and the Bruce Springsteens are few and far…

Not surprised by his infidelity despite calling himself a feminist.

It will be so hard when Veronica dies. She’s my little buddy.

Boy Jenji and Netflix really have nailed that formula of “Ensemble casts starring a conventionally pretty boringly unlikeable white girl and a bunch of infinitely more interesting queer and WOC characters”

Y’all, get yourself a heated mattress pad. You will never want to get out of bed once the cold weather comes.

“Wellness” is also corporate speak for downsizing your health benefits and replacing them with 10 sessions of acupuncture (lifetime maximum). 

This is a happy and healthy Macaulay Culkin.

I always find it funny when dealership employees or any employee for that matter make fun of people who can’t afford a $200k car or other pricy stuff. Dude, you are a sales employee. You can’t afford that shit either, so don’t act all mighty.

You’re an asshole for spewing that vitriol. My baby was born via surrogate. She deserves to live and we deserve to be a family. Fuck you very much.

There’s no Maroon 5 on this list which immediately makes it invalid.

How did John Mayer escape this list?

Backstreet Boys in 2001 was massively more popular and successful than 98 Degrees. (I’m not talking now, ffs.)

Oh God, I thought it was a “bad” Brittany Spears song!