I Lexi Alexander was a mediocre White Male she’d be helming summer blockbusters right now.

“...god knows how many people irritating their significant others with an unprompted ‘My anus is bleeding!’ or ‘My spoon is too big!’”

What did he say that was so egregious? Did he defend Louis CK or Roseanne? No. Is saying that as society still haven’t found our equilibrium when it comes to the power of social media a horrible or offensive statement? No.

You beat me to it. I came here to gush about Charlie Cox, who indeed doesn’t get enough credit for the role. Sure, Vincent D’Onofrio’s great, but I absolutely love Cox in this role. He brings so much humor and charm to the character, which does a lot in balancing out all the angsty issues (though for a character like…

I only posted this so we’d have the gif on file.

Remember when we had a rational and logical human in the White House?
God I miss Obama.

...and sound clips of Mike Myers screaming “Donkey!”

Laurie using a gun against Michael is proof that Trump is right. It IS a dangerous time for white men in America.

Their friendship has been the gift that keeps on GIFing.

“I have some quibbles with Rowling’s world building—how does magic work, exactly?”

Rarely does anyone acknowledge that Abrams and Kasdan cooked up this shitty arc. They left Johnson to explain why Luke would abandon his friends and family, allow them to become victims of a growing First Order, and not even return after entire planets were destroyed. In my mind, Johnson wrote the only version of Luke…

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die, fuckface!

They consulted Claudia Kim, didn't they?

Everyone been breathing in the air from the burning rubber tire pile?

Meh. These days, the Plinkett stuff is as rote, lazy and warmed-over as the movies it whines about. RLM’s been running on empty lately. 

Right, copyright and capitalism was always going to dash that.

Cornetto Royale

“What’s the raincoat for?” {pause} “Oh. No. Oh no! No no no no, no!”

“The film is based on Bryan Stevenson’s memoir of the same name, about a team of attorneys fighting to save a young black man from death row after he’s falsely convicted of murder. It’s not clear yet which part Larson will be playing in the film.”

If we’d had an internet in the early 80’s, it would have beeen awash with mathematical proofs demonstrating that Vader wasn’t actually Luke’s father.