Truth.

It's the only one worth drinking.

Incorrect! Rock & Rye is #1. :)

Dear Pyrax,

I don't know what the best method to determine guilt or innocence in a rape accusation is, but can we all agree that social media is not it?

Your kind to apologize for them. It's just amazing that I'm an asshole simply for caring for 3 dogs and providing them a good home. Definitely the weirdest thing I've been called an asshole over!

He is my favorite part of Girls. Say what you will about the character and the show, but Adam Driver's a great character actor who's really able to fully sink into a part and make even weird oddballs seem fully human

I mean...the function of a uterus is to grow babies. What else would it be for? I don't think she's particularly confused about the point of a uterus.

The Beyonce Transitive Rule of Feminist Theory has just been born.

Twist: the kittens didn't read the new user agreement when they decided to jump into the box.

For starters, you're playing DA, which is no good in a conversation or to debate. "I know I know slavery isn't legal, but let's think for a minute if it could be.." it is just absurd and shows there is no meaningful argument. In fact, I think you actually do believe your argument and are not playing DA. For starters,…

Why would you need to have consequences for a medical procedure?

I think his relationship with his PARTNER'S DAUGHTER is very relevant to his character. I don't like the way Jezebel tells you what should and should not be taken into consideration.

I think his relationship with Soon-Yi Previn could be argued as relevant. Another adopted child from the household, much younger than him.... come on.

So I guess rape apologists only come out to troll when it's a male rapists.

What a racist comment! You think two friends can't take pictures together?!

This is not a trend. This is not even meant to be funny. Beyonce is one of the biggest artists of our time and means a great deal to her fans, particularly WoC. Accept it and deal with it the way I have learned to deal with people who think Gaga masquerading as a mermaid drag queen is art or that Jennifer Lawrence is…

Everyday I'm vomiting vomiting vomiting

The dearth of columnists who are women and people of color in Detroit and everywhere else in America is inexcusable. The op-ed pages of a newspaper shouldn't be the place readers go to get talked down to by aging white male Baby Boomers.

Good topic to localize, Aaron. No quibbles with the array of judgment calls at the margins, which should be sniping-exempt by definition.

One footnote from recent history, though you focus on current rosters:

"Deb Price broke barriers in 1992 when she became the first-ever syndicated columnist to write from a gay…