"How can you take the splinter out of your brother's eye if you can't see the plank of wood in your own?" -JC

Why Donna Tartt? That's interesting. The more I think of it, thought, it makes sense. That book is my favorite of all time. I am gearing up for the Goldfinch but still haven't finished "the little friend."

I have gone through this entire discussion thinking the OP was playing "District Attorney."

I have gone through this entire discussion thinking the OP was playing "District Attorney."

You think Lena Dunham's naked body is a ratings ploy? lololololol

You think Lena Dunham's naked body is a ratings ploy? lololololol

Pretty much.

Awesome piece, Aaron. We will definitely keep this in mind at MCM when it comes time to hire columnists.

Like penetrationless grinding? Cause some one I know feels a lot less weird having read this.

I live in Detroit. I don't go "urban exploring." I just don't think the "homeless guys" are the reason it is dangerous. They aren't like crazed mad men waiting for some one's shiny shoes to enrage them. Usually it's scrappers and general violent criminals.

There are a surprising many progressive people here.

Not sure that "offended homeless guys" are the big risks of urban exploring.

Yes! I've done the same thing!

I balled when as soon as Jesse unlocked his cuffs and didn't stop until ten minutes into Talking Bad. I can't even articulate why, but your reasoning comes close.

The actress who plays Shirley said that she and some of her fellow black actresses used to try to get directors to ask for "sassy" by name instead of, like, "attitude."

His entire résumé is "newscaster".

That's so interesting!

There is a sketchy lawyer on Arrested Development named Bob Loblaw.