You're still eating vegetables? That has to still sorta count for something? Right?

Tempura for lunch in approx five minutes.
Consider that particular new years diet resolution turfed in record time.

Why is spring?

WHAT HAPPENED THO

I was a teacher at a Catholic school,which are non-union, so they can pull all sorts of shit. So, I was supposed to be teaching 1st grade, same as the year before. The school had no curriculum or books, so I had made own and was ready for the upcoming year. A few days before I was supposed to

I really don't know. I always lived in cities with subways and cabs you could flag. People used to own cars from a younger age, so it might not have been as much of a problem until Millenials came around. It might also be that people had no choice but to wait an hour for a cab they called or they would just drunk…

Honest question from someone who lives in an area where we rely on our own cars or those of friends to get around because there's virtually no cab service and no mass transit after 6pm. What did you do in that situation pre-Uber?

All you need to to do is click on the "fare estimate" button in the app, and it gives you an estimate. I use it every time I decide to hire an Uber.

When I want to go out on the town I spend days planning in order to find a baby sitter, figure out a location, make sure we're back in time, etc. and you're telling me party goers on NYE didn't have enough warning to find a ride if they wanted to drink all night? It seriously comes every year.

Your trolling is bad and you should feel bad. 0/10.

Cheaper than if his drunk ass got a NYE DUI.

They didn't "lose" their kid. She did not die of cancer or get snatched up by a child molester. They drove her to suicide.

Never ever stop Pinkham.

i was in love with dustin but now i am in love with white tiger

So your parents were cruel to a brain damaged child? Wowww. I had brain damage last year and fuck, you woulda had to be an awful fuck to be cruel to me then.

When I first showed the website to my fiancee, she couldn't understand why I was practically asphyxiating.

And the one on the chair!

THAT KITTY ALL CURLED UP ON THE TREE SKIRT, THOUGH.

WOODY ALLEN: [leans in]