I feel like I shouldn't have to point out on the comments of this article that that's a fucked up thing to say.

Savor that shit. Best season imo.

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Shhhhh, Aaron. Let everyone else tell you what it's like in Detroit. ;)

What kind of monster makes a pregnant woman (or anyone!) feel guilty about eating nutella?!

yaya Detroit!

I've given the macchiato speech so many times this month that it has been coming out as a garbled mess.

This is the best explanation of life I have ever read.

My friend told me quite earnestly that They™ did a study and found sugar is *way* worse for you than smoking cigarettes, "cancer-wise."

As a barista, most of the RIDICULOUS coffee drinks aren't a problem at all. I do, however, want to punch people who ask me to remove the foam from their cappuccino. *rageface*

There is just one of us working at a time and we have to make coffee, sandwiches and work the register. Almost without fail, the person in line behind the family ordering 6 sandwiches and 4 1/2 caf mochas with different milks just wants a black coffee or to ask when we close.

I think it's conceivable that she wanted a café au lait, maybeperhaps?

I procrastinated half my Saturday away with Hyperbole and a Half. So glorious.

This comment had me dying:

oh my god. That sound just like me. Is it supposed to describe boomers or millennials?

I'd say having cultural context and an ability to understand the nuance of a language is pretty important.

That's not grammar...

I would have failed out of college if it weren't for OWL at Purdue.

I don't have anything comforting to add, but I'm sorry that you are struggling with this. Have you tried talking to your wife about the need for non-sexual physical intimacy?

I knowwww, right. Except for me it was tea.