I liked it until I started having feels about feminism and realized that every woman in that movie is supposed to shut up and be what the man wants her to be.

i think this speaks a lot for my life skills today (i make my own ___ at home)

Being cynical and cranky from all my years in service industry, I expected that story to end up with the grandfather demanding you to go to the store and get the ingredients and cook his grandson chili - in 5 mins.

Because the server should have known better. That's a request you nip in the bud table-side.

I sincerely doubt that there was any ranch dressing in that kitchen to be had.

Coming from owing a restaurant/coffeeshop.. Always support your staff. It doesn't even matter if they're wrong. If they're wrong, its because you trained them wrong, and that can be fixed later. What can't be fixed is the memory of being scapegoated at work over some loser that thinks his $5 entitles him to x amount…

I was at Disneyland (with my daughter) and this dude & his daughter was in line with us. We'd been waiting for kind of a long time and were nearing the front and his kid was acting up a bit. "Do that one more time, and you're not going on that ride," he said. They were next to go on the ride when the kid did it again.

Because that's just what chefs do....

Whoa, my eyes glided over the mention of age and I pictured about six, seven. Wow.

one thing i love about bco is after it gets posted, people flood it with more awesome stories. it's the gift that keeps on giving.

ikr

I was serving a grandfather and his teenage grandson. The kid asked for a bowl of chili, at which point I explained that we were out of chili, apologized (why we as servers have to do this, I don't know, but we do) and told him the other soups we had available. The kid said, "But I wanted the chili." Ok, well,…

Every time I order the Double Cheddar Melt from Arby"s the revenge comes about 30 minutes later.

If you're more concerned about the medium than the message you are a dinosaur. He spoke where people listen. Your elitism is out of style.

I'm convinced most people under 25 are unable to communicate effectively regardless of what medium they use.

I will never not laugh at Igloo Australia.

I can't do it.

"We are not racist at all and serve anyone."

Really, if anyone's going to be down with that, it's a distinguished professor.

the best is if it was a really gentle twee indie sound